Saturday, 8 November 2014

Ghanaianising Ghana's 'Chinese' Parliament!


I have asked times without number, "what is Ghanaian?" Unsatisfactory with the answers I got, I decided to stop asking. But now the question has come haunting me again. 

The house of legislation has seen a facelift. I saw a picture of the renewed parliament and chale, edey bii k3k3! I beg don't tag me with any political party yet. I don't blame anyone who does that though because you hear members in the opposition vehemently speaking against the refurbishment and as for members in government, your guess is good as mine. That's what we do in our politics, isn't it?

I monitored keenly media discussions concerning the project and obviously some issues are up to be discussed.
Did I hear GHC16 million or GHC60 million for the work done? Any which way, the money is big ooo! Ebei! In this our ecomini, ei, economy? 

Now the cracker of all, I ask, is it Chinese furniture or furniture from China. As for the former, tweeaa, we all know that they don't last. But the latter, a little care may make it last a bit longer. And some wood workers are crying now claiming they could have refurbished the place at a cheaper cost with much quality products. So Ghanaian products are the best, eh? Hmm! 

That may not be true but I find Hon. Alfred Kwame Agbesi, the Deputy majority leader's response to the cries of the wood workers worrisome. He is quoted as asking rhetorically, "We needed over 300 chairs and 300 tables before resuming sitting and now which furniture company in Ghana would have given us this quantity of furniture within this short time?” Oh Gosh! 
Hearing this from no mean a person than such an astute legislator from the ruling party confirms not only the fact that government is seriously unwilling to resource our local producers but also a confirmation of our archaic mentality of not believing in our own. 

I hope none of the legislators can say that the thought of refurbishing the House was conceived just a day before they went on recess, went through all the procurement process that day and contracted the Chinese firm that day to work within three months. If that is not the case, then why is the senior legislator spewing forth such pure dehumanising description of our wood workers.

But lest I forget, erm, did I hear a presidential staffer, Samuel George say the President is disappointed in the leadership of the house for contracting the Chinese to do the work? Eei! Hypocrisy shall never end. Do you remember STX?

But do I blame this government? A big fat no! You recall how the Chief of Staff in the erstwhile Kufuor administration, Kwadjo Mpianim rubbished any calls on him to provide the cost of the construction of the Jubilee House, ei, Flagstaff House?
What did well-meaning Ghanaians not talk about when the Indians were building our seat of government? Tweeaa, yentie obiaa. 

I believe that in this modern world of globalisation, there is barely anything that is wholly indigenous to any country. The best thing to do is to glocalise. 

That is why I dare people to show me that thing they call Ghanaian or show me how parliament can be made to look whole Ghanaian. I guess that will mean among other things the MPs sitting on stools, puttin on Kente or Fugu always and avoiding the use of computers. 

The debate must continue but now I'm tired because both the executive and the legislature are confused. Wait... Just a second! Is the 'Chinese looking' parliament the reason for the confusion between the Honourable Speaker and the Chief Justice? Hehe... Let me leave that for another day!

By Sir Joe

Thursday, 6 November 2014

Blessing Blaise's Burkina By AU


It's certainly an old news the story about the either ousting or the resignation of the president of Burkina Faso, Blaise Campaore. Whether volunatary resignation or ousting, for me this makes it abundantly clear that the people's power is still relevant. Don't ask me whether their action was right or not, because I don't know.

Twenty-seven years of rule in a democratic country, and so what? It certainly would come to me as a surprise if it were the first to happen but we all know that's not the case. Once the teeming masses thronged the streets and vandalised state properties in protest of the president's bid to seek reelection at least is an indication that it was high time something was done about the situation.

Many political pundits and laymen alike have expressed divergent views about the aftermath. Some opine that since the president resigned, due constitutional procedures concerning replacement must be followed.

To others the severity of the protest is an indication that the military take over is just right for now. And it must be so until calm is properly restored. Then a proper handing over to a civilian government put in place can be done.

But it's come to many, ei sorry oo, me  as surprise the rather swift or is it hasty action by the African Union. Their emergency sitting and the order issued to the military government in the country to hand over power to a civilian government, are for want of a better word, shocker. 

Reading about the two-week ultimatum issued by the AU Security Council sent such chills down my spine that I wondered if the council now has grown the teeth that most of us expected it to have to bite in the several instances that deserved it or they may have put on an artificial one. 

Two major threats in the west African subregion; Boko Haram's terrorism and the deadly Ebola disease. I'm yet to experience any phenomenon that is more fatal than these. For about six months over 230 innocent girls in abduction have not been found.
And these same unsympathetic faceless members of this terrorising cult continue to unleash such atrocious cruelties on their fellow humans in the name of some obnoxious ideology, OMG! So I ask the AU a simple question: "How long should we wait to get our girls back?" I'm yet to hear an ultimatum given to these sons-of-a-bitch and to deal with them if the time elapses. 

The death toll continues to rise since the recent advent of Ebola in West Africa. I have lost count of the number of deaths. My brothers and sisters in Liberia, please have my sympathy. I expect the AU to use their new found teeth to take some drastic actions to STOP it now, aba!!

Now back to Blaise's Burkina and the AU's intervention; I expect calmness to prevail but not through just any means. I expect the military to act speedily like Ghana's AFRC which in 1979 handed over power peacefully to a civilian government within three months of their takeover. 

I hope to see, hear, feel, smell and touch more of AU's mandate on the ground. For if their core mandate is to ensure peace on the continent then they have failed. For as Nelson Mandela once said, "Peace is not merely the absence of war",  it is imperative that this continental union not bask in glory that since there is no war, there is peace. 

I commend AU for developing some biting teeth. However, I say that there is more work to be done, not only 'blessing' Blaise's Burkina Faso. 

Tuesday, 4 November 2014

Sanitising GH Once A Month

Interesting times in Ghana now, I must say. I'm yet to finish my calculation of the amount of filth we were able to clear in the country on that fateful maiden edition of the National Sanitation Day.

Before I finish though, I must congratulate all and sundry who participated in it and gave off their best to rid the country off filth which has engulfed us for ages. Of course, a massive thumbs up to government especially the Minister for Local Government whose insightful thoughts culminated into such great activity.

Seeing Otumfuo Osei Tutu himself with his people on television leading masses in Kumasi to participate actively was not just admirable but highly commendable and exemplary.
It is my wish that we all make it a point to engage ourselves in the next one the obviously will take place on Saturday, December 6. 

I had the opportunity of going to town after quickly doing some cleaning. I was indeed happy to see that all the shop owners complied with the order, not to open their shops before 10am.  I did not see a single shop in operation. Highly commendable again! 

VULTURE CULTURE


Of biblical zoology,
Thou need u not learn of elephants
But ye be under the tutelage of ants
Chanting their mantra of pedagogy

Towering accolades too I shower
Upon me friend vulture 
Disgusted by the butcher
Loathed even by Noah

Clothed even in severe hunger
In all destitute
Keeping everlasting mute
Stands never in anger

To death of its prey lastingly wait
Perching in thunderous silence
On a branch or fence
Patiently comes the knell rather late 

Imbibing the path of vulture culture
Soothes heart, mind and soul
Making me again whole
Weaning self off torture

So on evangelism I must go
Propagating to the bastardly greed
Who hastily himself feed 
To try motioning slow

 To vulture must we salute
Patiently living must we endeavour 
Enjoy maximally fruits of our labour
Together poverty hoot