The Rise of a Professional Corporate & Social MC in GH!

It all started at the University of Ghana, Legon in 2008 when I accepted an offer to moderate a seminar. It was organised by a group of students who were into online media work, Campus Focus Network (CFN). It didn't come with much difficulty accepting the offer because I was a member of the group and it was basically an all-students affair.

The seminar came off successfully and I felt real overwhelmed that I could do it. 

Just two week after the seminar, the president of the group called and told me about a bigger seminar organised by the University of Ghana Disaster Management Organisation, a subsidiary of National Disaster Management Organisation (NADMO). Apparently, the president of this disaster management group who is a friend of the CFN president had attended our seminar and enjoyed my moderation of it. So the whole point was that, he needed me to host theirs. 

But the hardest part was, unlike the first one, I didn't know the members of this group and also the event was to take place just the following day, OMG! 

My president convinced me to take up the challenge. The first five minutes of the event was really the most difficult as I tried to stop the involuntary body and hand shaking. The Greater Accra Regional NADMO Coordinator, some top fire officers and police officers were present. The trick that I used to overcome the fear and moved forward is certainly a matter of discussion later.  Finally, the event came to an end. 

Following this, I did quite a lot more MC work. Many seminars and a few dinner events. 

One that is worth more reminiscing is the 'Effective Communication and Branding Seminar' organised by my group which had over 200 students and invited guests. Hosting the ace broadcaster and basket enthusiast, Yaw Sakyi Afari, one of Ghana's music moguls, Daddy Ahuma Bosco and a lot more popular figures really was a dream come true for me. A handshake of congratulation from Yaw Sakyi at the end if the event made my day and I felt the urge to continue.

Unfortunately, my work came to an end when I completed the university in 2009. I didn't do any till I was invited by my auntie to MC my cousin's wedding reception in January, 2011. Again, this information came just a day before the d-day. Obviously, this was my first time having to MC a wedding reception. I did a lot of reading that night about issues I felt sharing will help me be on top of the job. I researched among other things the history of cake cutting and why there is a special finger on the left hand for the ring. 

Sharing this researched information with command made me feel good about the whole event. Someone came to whisper to me to share some jokes but I felt that I was not prepared for that. My fear was that my joke may fall flat and rather bring embarrassment. Fortunately, in the middle of the programme, a cousin of mine came forward, sought permission from me, I introduced him, took the microphone and shared some jokes. It was all fun I must say. The reception ended well.

Later in the year, as a teacher, I was the MC for our school's graduation ceremony. Being the chairman of the planning committee armed me enough to know the ins and outs of the whole event. I was instrumental in drawing up the programme lineup.

The MC job for the school's graduation continued the following year. In 2013, however, I felt the need to co-MC the graduation ceremony with a colleague teacher. The whole idea was to ensure that I do not become the 'Mugabe' MC in the school.

In between times, I have had the opportunity of MC'ing more wedding receptions and corporate events. The microphone has been my friend for many years. 

With over 50 corporate and social events that I have hosted or MC'ed, I have the joy of bringing my expertise to bear on any programme that I am invited to host.

My unique experience is that, the MC, an abbreviation of Master of Ceremonies is the one in-charge of the whole event and for that matter, I do not only work for the event organiser (the boss or pay master) but works closely with all who matter in ensuring that the audience have the best of treatment. In view of this, I forge instant cordial relationship with the DJ, speakers, caterers and ushers among others to ensure that their roles are also played well culminating into the general success of the event.

More on my unique experience soon...

Joseph Appah (Sir Joe) is a Professional Corporate & Social MC

AFRICA! RISE FOR PEACE

Africa, oh, Africa

Your great grandchildren call on you today
Your ear to us attention pay
Unto you our burdens lay
Under your peaceful shelter we stay

Our mother you cleverly christened Gold Coast
Yes, the Coast of Gold
To perfectly describe her glory
You patiently cared for her
Developing that artistic curvaceous beauty
Black is beauty, you told her
Your handiwork it was
You adorned her with all precious minerals that there is to be found
Yes, a perfect name indeed it was

Even in your decades of servitude
In your humbling attitude
You maintained your pulchritude
This, I am certitude
And a perfect peace, you had in plenitude
Basking in absolute enjoyment
A state of tranquility, indeed it was
You filled her with several languages
What an outstanding multi-cultural diversity
Multiplicity, agreed
But all truly in unity

Mother Gold Coast
Though an illustrious son changed your name
You never waned in your fame
Oh! Your glory of royalty you have continued to enjoy
He called you Ghana

“Ghana, our beloved country, is free forever”
Indeed, deafening applause welcomed this declaration
The declaration of freedom that fateful night
“Our independence is meaningless”
He told us
“Unless it is linked up with the total liberation”
And emancipation
Total Liberation of Africa
Oh! How we love freedom

But, how can we be free?
How can we be free without peace?
“To be free [really] is not merely to cast off one’s chain”
Africa’s illustrious son again
Let peace rain
I say, let peace reign


It is in peace, we live
Not in pieces
When a country of peace turns into pieces
Who loses…?
When a country of riches turns into ashes,
Who misses…?

Let not Ghana’s peace spill
Let Ghana peace fill
As we swallow the tranquilizing pill

Children of Africa, we love peace
Children of Ghana, we love peace
THE END

By Joseph Appah
(A Professional Corporate & Social MC)

Joseph Appah Hosts QIF's 3rd Anniversary Open Forum

One of the auditoriums of the Accra International Trade Fair on Saturday, April 25, 2015 became the convergence point for some of GH's astute minds. It was the open forum organised by the Queens Impact Foundation, a non-governmental organisation on the theme, 'Improving Emotional Health of Women in Africa'.

Speaking at the programme, the President and Chief Executive Officer of the Centre for Peace and Reconciliation, Dr Emmanuel Kojo Hopeson underscored the fact that all human beings are uniquely created. According to him, men and women are equal. "Men and women are equally created in Gods image and their difference is not in superiority or inferiority but in complementary responsibilities," he stated.

Dr Hopeson who is also a Minister of the Gospel, Counselling Psychologist and Alternative Dispute Resolution (ADR) Expert and Trainer shared his knowledge of the different behavioural traits of humans emphasising the need for one to know oneself. This according to him, helps the individual to make informed choices. 

Touching mainly on the mental health issue, Dr Hopeson explained it as the absence of mental illness, ability to cope, handle, manage and find balance amidst the pressures of life.

He finally advised that to have a good mental health, everybody must find a way of engaging in less stressful activities, engage in more exercises and avoid taking drugs or alcohol with the aim of reducing stress.

On her part, the Director of Health Advice Foundation, Dr Caroline Ladzekpo advised women to ensure good health at all times. 

Speaking on the topic, 'oestrogen and Women's emotion, menopause', the gynaecologist emphasised the importance of the oestrogen which according to her is what gives women all the characteristics that qualify them as women. This hormone begins functioning in girls from age thirteen. 

And as it begins, the girls feels shy in many situations and sometimes do not really understand what is happening to them. She therefore called on parents to be vigilant at this stage and help their daughters to come to terms with the changes in their bodies.

Dr Ladzekpo who is also the CEO of Plus Medical Centre advised women who experience pains during their menstrual period to avoid taking unprescribed drugs. According to her, the pain is a normal thing but women must consult gynaecologists when the pain is unbearable.

A representative of The Think Africa Forum, Ms Getty Sharon-Kumi also read a solidarity message on behalf of the 230 abducted girls in Nigeria. The powerful speech among other things called on all Africans and leaders to unite and think to find a lasting solution to Africa's problems. She also bemoaned why the African military could collaborate with external forces to search and kill Muamar Gaddafi as president but same collaboration could not be forged to find these girls who are in such atrocious captivity for over a year.

The Queenmother of Koteiman (under the Nii Kwei Olai stool of Asene), Naa Koteitso Afrasomanso I graced the event in her full regalia. She also took her turn at the podium and advised young ladies to be firm in their resolve to succeed. 

The Queenmother of Abola Piam We, Naa Dedei Amobiye II was also present. 

The programme was successfully and gracefully chaired by the President of Eckankar Ghana, Mrs Charlotte Asante. 

The programme was emceed by Joseph Appah.

Joseph Appah is a Professional Corporate & Social MC

Ghanaianising Ghana's 'Chinese' Parliament!

I have asked times without number, "what is Ghanaian?" Unsatisfactory with the answers I got, I decided to stop asking. But now the question has come haunting me again. 

The house of legislation has seen a facelift. I saw a picture of the renewed parliament and chale, edey bii k3k3! I beg don't tag me with any political party yet. I don't blame anyone who does that though because you hear members in the opposition vehemently speaking against the refurbishment and as for members in government, your guess is good as mine. That's what we do in our politics, isn't it?

I monitored keenly media discussions concerning the project and obviously some issues are up to be discussed.

Did I hear GHC16 million or GHC60 million for the work done? Any which way, the money is big ooo! Ebei! In this our ecomini, ei, economy? 

Now the cracker of all, I ask, is it Chinese furniture or furniture from China. As for the former, tweeaa, we all know that they don't last. But the latter, a little care may make it last a bit longer. And some wood workers are crying now claiming they could have refurbished the place at a cheaper cost with much quality products. So Ghanaian products are the best, eh? Hmm! 

That may not be true but I find Hon. Alfred Kwame Agbesi, the Deputy majority leader's response to the cries of the wood workers worrisome. He is quoted as asking rhetorically, "We needed over 300 chairs and 300 tables before resuming sitting and now which furniture company in Ghana would have given us this quantity of furniture within this short time?” Oh Gosh! 

Hearing this from no mean a person than such an astute legislator from the ruling party confirms not only the fact that government is seriously unwilling to resource our local producers but also a confirmation of our archaic mentality of not believing in our own. 

I hope none of the legislators can say that the thought of refurbishing the House was conceived just a day before they went on recess, went through all the procurement process that day and contracted the Chinese firm that day to work within three months. If that is not the case, then why is the senior legislator spewing forth such pure dehumanising description of our wood workers.

But lest I forget, erm, did I hear a presidential staffer, Samuel George say the President is disappointed in the leadership of the house for contracting the Chinese to do the work? Eei! Hypocrisy shall never end. Do you remember STX?

But do I blame this government? A big fat no! You recall how the Chief of Staff in the erstwhile Kufuor administration, Kwadjo Mpianim rubbished any calls on him to provide the cost of the construction of the Jubilee House, ei, Flagstaff House?

What did well-meaning Ghanaians not talk about when the Indians were building our seat of government? Tweeaa, yentie obiaa. 

I believe that in this modern world of globalisation, there is barely anything that is wholly indigenous to any country. The best thing to do is to glocalise. 

That is why I dare people to show me that thing they call Ghanaian or show me how parliament can be made to look whole Ghanaian. I guess that will mean among other things the MPs sitting on stools, puttin on Kente or Fugu always and avoiding the use of computers. 

The debate must continue but now I'm tired because both the executive and the legislature are confused. Wait... Just a second! Is the 'Chinese looking' parliament the reason for the confusion between the Honourable Speaker and the Chief Justice? Hehe... Let me leave that for another day!

By Sir Joe

www.josephappah.blogspot.com

Blessing Blaise's Burkina By AU

It's certainly an old news the story about the either ousting or the resignation of the president of Burkina Faso, Blaise Campaore. Whether volunatary resignation or ousting, for me this makes it abundantly clear that the people's power is still relevant. Don't ask me whether their action was right or not, because I don't know.

Twenty-seven years of rule in a democratic country, and so what? It certainly would come to me as a surprise if it were the first to happen but we all know that's not the case. Once the teeming masses thronged the streets and vandalised state properties in protest of the president's bid to seek reelection at least is an indication that it was high time something was done about the situation.

Many political pundits and laymen alike have expressed divergent views about the aftermath. Some opine that since the president resigned, due constitutional procedures concerning replacement must be followed.

To others the severity of the protest is an indication that the military take over is just right for now. And it must be so until calm is properly restored. Then a proper handing over to a civilian government put in place can be done.

But it's come to many, ei sorry oo, me  as surprise the rather swift or is it hasty action by the African Union. Their emergency sitting and the order issued to the military government in the country to hand over power to a civilian government, are for want of a better word, shocker. 

Reading about the two-week ultimatum issued by the AU Security Council sent such chills down my spine that I wondered if the council now has grown the teeth that most of us expected it to have to bite in the several instances that deserved it or they may have put on an artificial one. 

Two major threats in the west African subregion; Boko Haram's terrorism and the deadly Ebola disease. I'm yet to experience any phenomenon that is more fatal than these. For about six months over 230 innocent girls in abduction have not been found.

And these same unsympathetic faceless members of this terrorising cult continue to unleash such atrocious cruelties on their fellow humans in the name of some obnoxious ideology, OMG! So I ask the AU a simple question: "How long should we wait to get our girls back?" I'm yet to hear an ultimatum given to these sons-of-a-bitch and to deal with them if the time elapses. 

The death toll continues to rise since the recent advent of Ebola in West Africa. I have lost count of the number of deaths. My brothers and sisters in Liberia, please have my sympathy. I expect the AU to use their new found teeth to take some drastic actions to STOP it now, aba!!

Now back to Blaise's Burkina and the AU's intervention; I expect calmness to prevail but not through just any means. I expect the military to act speedily like Ghana's AFRC which in 1979 handed over power peacefully to a civilian government within three months of their takeover. 

I hope to see, hear, feel, smell and touch more of AU's mandate on the ground. For if their core mandate is to ensure peace on the continent then they have failed. For as Nelson Mandela once said, "Peace is not merely the absence of war",  it is imperative that this continental union not bask in glory that since there is no war, there is peace. 

I commend AU for developing some biting teeth. However, I say that there is more work to be done, not only 'blessing' Blaise's Burkina Faso. 

Sanitising GH Once A Month

Interesting times in Ghana now, I must say. I'm yet to finish my calculation of the amount of filth we were able to clear in the country on that fateful maiden edition of the National Sanitation Day.

Before I finish though, I must congratulate all and sundry who participated in it and gave off their best to rid the country off filth which has engulfed us for ages. Of course, a massive thumbs up to government especially the Minister for Local Government whose insightful thoughts culminated into such great activity.

Seeing Otumfuo Osei Tutu himself with his people on television leading masses in Kumasi to participate actively was not just admirable but highly commendable and exemplary.

It is my wish that we all make it a point to engage ourselves in the next one the obviously will take place on Saturday, December 6. 

I had the opportunity of going to town after quickly doing some cleaning. I was indeed happy to see that all the shop owners complied with the order, not to open their shops before 10am.  I did not see a single shop in operation. Highly commendable again! 

VULTURE CULTURE

Of biblical zoology,

Thou need u not learn of elephants

But ye be under the tutelage of ants

Chanting their mantra of pedagogy

Towering accolades too I shower

Upon me friend vulture 

Disgusted by the butcher

Loathed even by Noah

Clothed even in severe hunger

In all destitute

Keeping everlasting mute

Stands never in anger

To death of its prey lastingly wait

Perching in thunderous silence

On a branch or fence

Patiently comes the knell rather late 

Imbibing the path of vulture culture

Soothes heart, mind and soul

Making me again whole

Weaning self off torture

So on evangelism I must go

Propagating to the bastardly greed

Who hastily himself feed 

To try motioning slow

 To vulture must we salute

Patiently living must we endeavour 

Enjoy maximally fruits of our labour

Together poverty hoot